X: There was electricity. Behind the window hell and shit, minus temperature, ice and rain. We sit at work. Suddenly in the building like a training alarm and from the loudspeakers in the ceiling sounds: "Dear employees, there was a fire in the building, we ask you without panic to go down the stairs to the street."
The first thought – “Let’s go your ass down from the 17th floor on foot. Have you seen the weather?"
I think in case of no training alarm we will burn up here...

and LOL
Y: We listened to the sirene from the factory last Thursday.
Y: with thoughts "and fuck it in the mouth"
Y: So in case - bombed right on the workplace