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 30.11.2014
What kind of money to help a decent woman?"There were lovers who quietly spent on a cognac of 2,500, the heart was shedding blood, the student was, could eat for such money for a month...Once one boasted that he got stuck at the base, bought several boxes of Bush's scissors and legs.
Why didn’t you bring me at least one bottle?
I looked so strangely. Donated only unnecessary flowers, statuettes and vases. That’s fucking romantic! You sit hungry, look at this bouquet and get angry!
For some reason, men do not think that a girl needs to eat. to dress. Giving money – never!
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