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 08.12.2014
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You really need to say in direct text and straight in the forehead: "We are separating because of your too large member. The only solution to the problem is to reduce its size, but you will not agree. So let’s say goodbye."
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You won’t believe...
Better so than a constant brain drain and "I have a headache". And the size? What has grown, has grown. Or undergrown.
Read the man's manifesto, there is everything said.
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Dick, if with preludes, attention and sensitive lusts, then 18,5 will calmly enter, as it should, and bring pleasure, and what! Then this lady for 14 cm and will not want to look, but you are impatient, you would quickly push the yates, and then you complain that the life was not able to go, because it is too big. Tifu, fucking, not too big, but too sharp, understand this difference once and for all.
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Are you really idiots? Invented the scratch of self-love to delight - a large member? From normal men, women do not leave, no matter what in the pants. And with your discussions you only prove once more how stupid you are. So, guys, we are leaving you. That is why.
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