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 09.12.2014
The cat scratched her forehead and decided to light her morning green. She naturally did not like it, shrugged, shrugged her head and almost all the bubble of green was on her, my hands and everything around. Everything would be nothing, but in fifteen minutes the neighbor came in – in the course of money on the mouth shot in exchange for some favor but... He saw a green cat, silenced for thirty seconds, said that it was cold on the street and carefully turned away. Yesterday I met his wife and she said, What did you do to him? He then went to you, returned strange and did not drink for a second week.
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