My wife came home after a long trip. I went to work in the morning and said to her:
Do not turn on my computer. What you see, you may not like.
I come home in the evening, and she’s angry. I ask :
What happened?
She says:
I turned on your computer. She slept all day, thinking about porn or correspondence with her mistress. There is nothing!
And you did not like it?
Well yes!
I have warned!