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 13.12.2014
Onishchenko justified the theft of a cat gurman from Vladivostok
According to the deputy chairman, the animal is not to blame

Strangely enough, I also found my instinct to eat.
I need proteins, fats and carbohydrates. At the same time, vitamins, amino acids, and a lot of different hernia. Looking for a suitable window.

You will not be justified. Immediately shot.

You have a bit higher intelligence than a cat.

Not a fact

and above. I will not limit myself to one fish, and I will take the stock.

They will surely serve. The cat did not steal, but coated iron without leaving the box.

The cat is a medal for vigilance. He uncovered the shortcomings in the storage system of fish delicacies and brought the results of his investigations to the general public.
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