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 17.12.2014
What is this destruction? The old woman with a whistle? The witch that broke all the glasses, extinguished all the lamps?
It is this: if, instead of operating every night, I start singing a choir in my apartment, I will be destroyed.
- If I, entering the bathroom, start, sorry for the expression, to urinate past the toilet and the same will do Zina and Daria Petrovna, the bathroom will begin to ruin.
Consequently, the destruction is not in the clothes, but in the heads.
So when these baritons shout “be the ruin!” I laugh. I swear I am funny.
It means that each of them should scratch himself in the back! And now, when he cleans out all kinds of hallucinations and cleans the barracks - his direct affair - the destruction will disappear by itself.
Bulgakov, " Dog Heart" Prof. The transformation:
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