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 04.10.2008
I look at the Star Gate, and there is such a dialogue between the American scientist (U) and the Russian captain (the girl by the way (D)) and all this happens in some headquarters in Moscow:
Q: Did you have breakfast?
A: I just gathered.
D: It means not. Well, there is a restaurant around the corner, there is the best salon in Moscow.

It is strange that instead of Russian soldiers there do not go brown bears with a bottle of vodka and ballayka and do not speak in the coding iso-8859-5.
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