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 24.12.2014
I saw the painting in the store yesterday.
A five-year-old boy with his mom is standing near the vitrine, looking at something there, in one of the pavilions sings another star of the Russian chanson, toli Zeka, toli fuck him knows, and here the boy at his mom suddenly asks: mom, and uncle caca something?
What a Uncle?
The one who sings.
Why did you decide so?
- Well, we are in the kindergarten too, when we cuddle and sing before sleeping, our educators are forced to do so.

Somehow, in order not to roast in the voice, the guy is good, calculated the secret of success шансонье: strive and sing!))))
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