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 28.12.2014
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At the very beginning of the 90s, when the ruble did not collapse, he inherited a lot of money, for which he could buy three cars, if they were sold as they are now. As a result, following the advice of people like you, after all kinds of reforms and devaluations, he bought just one refrigerator for that money.

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I was presented in that period for 18 years a bookshelf, such as with a start-up capital for independent living. The money was for three-quarters of the new Jigules. But I gave it on the condition that I would film it in N years, I do not remember how much exactly. By that time, it will accumulate a whole bowl. An urgent contribution without the right of withdrawal before the deadline. As a result, for this amount, I bought a jacket on the market, but could not pick up the pants and handed it over to the commission. Six months later, when the jacket was finally sold, I bought a chocolate for that money. This is how I ate almost a whole new car with tea in 5 minutes.
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