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 29.12.2014
List of "men and women" by women:
I am a successful, wealthy young girl, I have everything, I am envious of everyone. Why do I have these miserable little men? Real men do not find me now, and the surrounding shell does not care about me. Do you want to buy me a new iPhone? Did you take my car to repair? Do you love me? And very...?
Same thing for men:
Why do I need these covetous dumb dwarfs? Instead of the body, the brain is bitten, instead of household, Vkontakt is studied. I will do without them. “Mom, do we have something to eat? Where are my socks? Do you put money on the trip?
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