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 30.12.2014
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17 December 2014, Wednesday. I say to my wife:
In two weeks, a new year.
She is:
and less. After a half.
I counted it three times in my mind, and it seemed like it was all right. I ask :
Why at half?
I don’t count this week anymore.
– – – – –
I have such a friend, in the army, the time before dembel thought:
2 August. I think September is over.
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