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 31.12.2014
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In the late 90s. Celebrated at the quarry. Everyone got drunk and went where they could. Summer, night... From different angles: "Hot...Suddenly..."The owner solved the problem radically - got out of the bed to the hammer and shouted: "Zapali!", sparked into the window... The bell of broken glass... "A-a, cayf, freshly". Everyone finally calmed down. In the morning, hyacee - the window is whole... and the hyacee in the TV

A good fairy tale from a man who never broke the old kinescopes (and there was no LCD at the time). They explode with a silent sound because of the vacuum inside them. It is difficult to confuse with the sound of simply breaking glass.

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A good comment from a person who has never been drunk to the state when the difference between the sounds of breaking different glass structures is erased slightly more than completely. I remember screaming three times out of my mouth "Openly, come in!", until I realized it was knocking me in the head.
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