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 31.12.2014
30 December. The advertising office.
Client call: We need two tablets for tomorrow morning.
It will not be tomorrow, it will be after the New Year.
Client: And why then?
Manager: Well, because it is lunch, 30th and you have to drink champagne and eat a mandarine...And you don’t need the calendar quarters for the New Year?
Good that you reminded me. Make a hundred!
Manager: You have won!
Client: Did you not understand?
The reception of orders for the New Year was terminated on December 20. Happy holidays to you, all the blessings! The work day ended an hour ago, we go out on the 12th!
The client throws the phone.
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