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 02.01.2015
XXX: I will tell you about my life. I once called a girl and asked if I would repair laptops, well, I said that yes, say, I would repair. We arranged a meeting, we arrived. Here she tells.
She lives with a programmer, he went on a business trip. When he left, she went swimming with a laptop, put it on a board. She sat down, stuck, suddenly a phone call in the home. She trembled sharply, and the note fell into the bathroom. But the worst of the electricity is now beginning. It turned out to be a guy, he forgot something at home and came back. She was frightened - the note in the bathroom is swimming, and the note is a guy! As he got home, she began hiding him. This is the pipet where she hid it – on the balcony! There were -30 in the street. He left, without suspecting anything, she went to accompany him to the station, and the notebook still lies on the balcony on the frost) While she accompanied him, note the example to the floor specifically.
Upon returning home, she tried to take him off the floor. Half bad that the legs were left on the floor) She took a note in her hands and looked that it was very cold and with pieces of ice) But she is not stupid, smart too! I decided to warm him up, yes, in the real sense to warm him up in the shower! While she did things, by the smell she understood that the laptop was almost ready, can be delivered) Fuck, when I was listening to her story, I just cried to not roast wildly) It turned out a notebook from the Z series asus with a core process I7, 16 gigs of memory and with a top view) I, of course, don't know what happened to her then, but the note was ready with a crushing crust.
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