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 03.01.2015
The little boy Vasya was very carefully prepared for the fact that during the summer holidays he would go to his grandmother to the village. I put a phone, a tablet, headphones in a bag, took a flash with games. At the request of his mother to bring with him at least a few books, he refused.
In the bus, he pulled out the headphones, connected them to the phone and turned on the music. The miles to the village flew quickly, and he is already at a stop and his grandmother meets him.
Hi my granddaughter! Go to the house, try, probably tired from the road.
After eating a delicious fried potato, Vasya got the tablet and turned on his favorite game Subway Surfers. He played it until an alarm warning appeared on the battery charge indicator that the battery was only 10% charged. "I should be charging" thought Vasya.
Having delivered his travel bag, he began to dig into it in search of a charger. His movements became more convulsive, he began to get nervous.
Eventually he realized that the irreparable happened.
He did not charge.
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