The German entrepreneur T., having decided to test the myth that in Moscow no one reads contracts, asked his German lawyers to include a special item in the standard text of the employment contract for employees of the Russian office.
So in paragraph 8.3.1, concerning the circumstances of force majeure ("technogenic and natural disasters, military actions, terrorist acts"), the words appeared: "Conquest of the Earth by non-human intergalactic invaders."
The agreement was silently signed by all employees of the Russian office, including the local lawyer.
The latter fact brought the German entrepreneur T. into a thirsty horror, and he summoned this lawyer to his office.
Have you read this contract?
and naturally.
No is! Did not read, did not read. What about paragraph 8.3.1?! to
The normal point.
The non-human invaders?! to
And then the lawyer of the Russian office bowed to the German entrepreneur T. and quietly, affectionately said:
Look around you...