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 05.01.2015
The plaque. Smoking, as you know, is not allowed. The man-neighbor returns from the tamur all prosecuted. Major, sitting opposite, years 25 and gloss:
You can’t smoke bla bla bla. I do not smoke and have never smoked.
The smoking neighbor: Fuck, I envy you!
In order to quit smoking, you need to...
The smoking neighbor: No. I am no longer jealous.
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