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 08.01.2015
The Poor:

I ordered the bed for myself, well, and agreed in the store on the delivery date. On the designated day, the delivery providers call, the address is clarified and heated "in 20 minutes we will be, we must wait on the street"and we resolved. I go out on the street guys wait, I see a truck coming in, two men come out and look at me, they stand to move something, they don't fit. I go to them and they go to me:
Do you have a bed?
I: Yes
D: And we thought your brother would meet us. Who is the little boy we talked to on the phone?
xxx: Now I want to lock myself in my room, sit in a corner and quietly read “I am 25....I am a girl....”
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In most Soviet cartoons of children's characters, boys were voiced by women, so it's normal when a 25-year-old girl has a ringing boy's voice, it's a sign of good health and tone, unlike procured schoolgirls, whispering with chilling voices.
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