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 09.01.2015
There are a lot of "Girls"
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I appeal to the girls who have read the posts of the guys with the end "I marry!".
A girl should be kind, gentle, caring, able to cook, understand and listen, and only then a little (!) and fucking. The condition, of course, is necessary but not sufficient. If you understand the meaning of the last sentence, I will marry!
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Do you seriously think that some interesting, non-standard thinking, independent girl on your first wife is rushing after you in the ZAGS, losing your heels? Be kind, announce the list that you will give in exchange for kindness, tenderness, care, tasting to your taste, understanding and willingness to listen to your tours on the wheels at a convenient time. Are your eyes like the cat of Shrek? Then the words "should be" do not fit in at all.
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