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 07.10.2008
Adam and Eve sit in the garden, God comes down to them and says:

“My children, I have two gifts for you, only you have to decide whom.

The first gift is to write standing.

Well, Adam loudest of all orals and knocked his head at the trees that he wanted to write.

That I have dreamed of all my life. Eve gave in to him, and Adam ran through the garden.

He rejoiced, jumped, screamed, swept all the way! on trees, on flowers, on

Every bowl and just on the ground! Eve stood beside God in silence.

They looked at this madness together... And then Eve asked:

God, what is the second gift?

And God said:

The Brain, the Brain! But the brains, Eve, will also have to give to Adam, otherwise.

He will put it all up here!
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