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 09.01.2015
<...> The deployment of the idea into a connected statement and its implementation occur simultaneously, in relation to which there are reservations". Deputy Chief of L.V. and coworking.
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Lyudmila Vladimirovna, most likely, the electricity swallowed the piss.
And this opus was composed by some sixth - look in the lower left corner, there should be a surname.
Remember the Chinese...
Years ago... Generally speaking, a long time ago there was an official dispatch in China. Graphomans from the editorial office received a letter about this content: we with unprecedented pleasure re-read your brilliant opus three times, and the entire editorial laid tears, because we can not print it. Because if His Majesty the Emperor reads this creation, he will order nothing worse than that to be printed. And since such divine works appear once every thousand years, we will simply be ruined. Sorry a thousand times, but nothing personal.
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