This is "the girl":
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I don’t know, I’m a girl with long hair, with all the scraps, lotions, shampoos, air conditioning, and “just getting hot” I’ve never been able to wrap in the bathroom for more than forty minutes. And during that time I still had time to use the shower twice or three times not for the exact purpose * if you understand what I am talking about *.

This is 100% written by a man who has reviewed porn