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 16.01.2015
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I'm not afraid of dogs, but in the year I had to use a balloon from them several times. <...> I think domestic is more dangerous than wild.
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A couple of times in the darkness he clung his foot to a very long and thin guide, at one end of which there was a small sew, and at the second, at a distance of three meters, her mistress. To understand that these two entities are somehow interrelated, it is impossible to move, the guide is not visible, and I walk quickly. Fortunately, everyone got away with a slight scare.
Three times I was thrown at home seams without a thread, also small, which is characteristic. The owners do not control them at all, they just walk somewhere at twenty meters.
Another problem is walking. I live near the center of the city, the construction is quite dense, and there are relatively few paths on which residents move. So, these trails, I apologize, are constantly damned. In the spring, in general, the pipet - you need to carefully jump between the cockroaches, and if I am in principle able to do so, how to be less athletic fellow citizens?
I am convinced that dog owners should be entitled to their maintenance, just as they are entitled to drive a car through training and passing exams. And be responsible for both the fate of their pets and the way these pets behave on the street.
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