The geologist Andrei and the chicken Raba.

Geologist Andrew came to our village for a visit. To a father with a mother, as it relies on a good son on vacation. Close the roof, cut the wood, fix the chicken, walk with the girls, let’s say, on the senovale... However, for the last apologize – it broke out. The girls have nothing to do with it. Girls are a different issue, it’s about parents. Andrei is old, but weak. My father is still somewhere with the girls.

What such thing. All the girls get in hand. And I wanted about Andrew, about his parents - an old man with an old lady and about the chicken Raba. and milk.

Andryucha in his geological party this summer found a samurai. and heavy. It is similar to a chicken egg. They even thought at first that this trouble was of human origin. That in ancient times, that is, even before the revolution, the carpenter had accumulated gold, with an unknown purpose put out the egg, and then lost it. Maybe hidden and forgotten.

But after examining the egg under a microscope, and checking with other instruments, they decided that this nature was surprised. This is the case with gold.

And then Andrew went on a small violation, as the boss. He agreed with his own that he would take this egg with him, go to his parents, and then take it to Moscow and hand it over to the chief academician of samorodki, with whom he studied. To record this discovery and write a dissertation. You can also go to the academy. After the dissertation, the matter is clear.

And here the chicken fixes Andrew, and around the golden egg the thoughts of harm turn. I think I’ll joke about my parents. I'll make them a real chicken rooster in real life. I thought and decided. Little decided, and the self-made pulled out of his pocket and ran straight to his father and mother. stupid, it is not a clever thing.

He walked into the cellar, as if he was struck. Look, he says, dear parents, that your chickens have just gone away. Eggs on the table. Almost the oak table has not broken, the burden is healing. One and a half kilograms of eggs pull and Andrewhin's fist and three more. He is healthy with his father. Species is such.

Of course the parents got worse. My father took his glasses out of the box. I looked at her mother. And what it stretches out, he knows that Andrew's mother can still put a thread in the needle without any glasses. have looked.

“Yes, Dad,” said Mom, “is strange. I have never seen that. I haven’t seen it, I haven’t even heard it in the fairy tales.

- That is, mother, - supports her father, hiding the glasses in the box, - a nonsense. Andrusha, you need to go to the Academy of Sciences in Moscow. Everyone should know about such an event. And without delay.

“Yes, I’m just going, and Andrew doesn’t lie at all, to the chief academic in gold metals.

Why the metal, Andrew? - You are surprised by the father, - you need to go to the chief cock academy.

Is there a cock here, Dad? And Andrew is surprised.

Everyone has heard that eggs are golden. This is a story about the chicken. But that cockroaches carry eggs is, you know, an unusual thing. My mother and I bought the broiler for this summer. The cockroaches are alone. The cockroaches there, Andrusha, Pe-tu-hi So you, the parent continues, go to the academy. Just finish the roof, cover the roof and ride once you need to.

And he said to Andrew the helmet. and right. Don’t joke about your parents. Where do you see the cockroaches, right? At least gold eggs for a kilogram and a half. I am a storyteller too.