bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате]
 22.01.2015
I worked somehow in photo services "all-in-one"... once bring the file into mpeg4 convert under the old DVD player and write it to the disk. In short, the work of the current sea, to stay after closure to dozen - not a novelty. Already under the very curtain we remember the disk, the envelope, the recording. Check to see if it is registered. Starting out, there is porn.
A dialogue between the two photographers:
Who puts that light? All skin defects are visible.
UUU: you better look - Ikeevskaya bed, single-use. The lights from there.
Damn, fuck her with the bed. The reflector came into the frame.
WU: By the way, there is no mention of what was taken?
Where is "there"? But I will tell you so. This is the "fiveth second".
UUU: Hey, I’ve always been interested – do they write the sound immediately or do they sound afterwards?
XXX is immediately. with a microphone. It appears to be recorded on the stick.
UUU: Interestingly, they made the entrance screenshot in Ulead`e, but this transition, which just was, is not from the standard set.
XX: Probably it was proven. I found it on the net, then I will show it.
and STOP. Now the question is vital.
and xxx:?
WOW: All this shit doesn’t just excite me, it’s angry?
XX: I am only excited by the “fifth” of the above, and it is weak.
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna