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 22.01.2015
No, experimenting to please a loved one is good! But...if you close your eyes to the stitched floor, the plate and the deadly fried dishes, then everything will be fine too. After all, men really do not notice dirt and garbage until they are locked up.
She almost divorced her, until he convinced me that he was really dumb, there is dust in the corners or not, and that washing the floor for 2 hours in the same room until the glow is a perversion. It’s more important for him that I’m fun, playful and inclined to sex. And the dishes in the washing machine stand, stood and will stand! until his mother comes, demonstrably will not rub the plate and will not convince his son that it is impossible to live with such a mess!
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