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 02.02.2015
My girlfriend got married.

xxx: "Don't get married girls - there is a lot of dishes to wash"
Fuck the two!
We agreed here that Lisha is cooking - I am my dishes
Excellent layout of HD
In five minutes I took the word from him that he would buy me a dishwasher.
Chess and Mat
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