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 03.02.2015
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- Dear many-child moms, here's how to make my child's hysteria react normally? Not as hysteria freezes out as the advice and grievances of all kinds of grandmothers!
- Advice to mothers of nits who love to nite and repeat the same phrase: quietly, but confidently tell the child - you are intestinal mole! - And together with the whole street, rejoice in the screams: Kaaaaaa, not the bowel! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! It amuses the surroundings.
“Yes, the key phrase – say on the street. My whispered almost on the ultrasound that I wasn’t a Martian so that the glass stuffed, I started to worry like it didn’t crumble.
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