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 05.02.2015
It is immediately visible that the author has never had children and, most likely, does not even know where they come from - the name of the child is recorded at birth, and when issued from the maternity house you get a birth certificate with already, naturally, a written name. Admina Pechenek, cat in the shredder. Your K.O.

The certificates are printed in each nursery (the standard printing is provided in the basement) and you receive the certificate already with the seal of citizenship from the UFMS, it is located in the neighbouring basement at the level below.
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