Dialogue on Facebook between a boy (M) and a girl (D)

D: I will learn Arabic
M: You will need this knowledge in harem
D: Or maybe farce is better?
M: Do you think there are other harems in Iran?
D or Turkish?
M: See also and above. They may have abolished harems, but they are secular.
D: You lived in Germany, maybe you still have German textbooks?
M: Strange, but what, without knowledge of German to teach Arabic is not given?
D: They give, just when you scream German words in the harem is much cooler.