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 10.02.2015
to all:
Do you seriously think there are places in the house inaccessible to cats?
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I personally take it seriously.
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And I personally had a cat picked up by a cat on the street that just couldn’t open the safe. She walked into any closet even on the upper shelves and gave birth to cats there. She opened the doors if they were closed not by the turn of the key, but simply by the tongue of the lock. She opened the refrigerator door. She took the chicken out of the boiling bouillon and closed the lid. She moved somehow two bricks, which lay loaded on a cover covering the olive plate, and ate the whole sausage from there. Do not judge everyone by their experience. Cats are also very different.
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