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 13.02.2015
He dropped his car on the road and went to buy a hamburger. Why is?

Where should I put it? Go to the administration and tell them to make parking spaces!

He drank water and threw a plastic bottle on the sidewalk. Why is?

Where to put her? Let this foolish government put more urns!

I drove the dog without a guide to the playground. Why is?

- So there is still no children now, and the fucking must be removed, why do I pay the money?


I pulled a new pack of paper home from the office. Why Why?

You better ask these idiots officials why they robbed the country!

The same character arrives, say, in Dubai. The rubbish, trying to pull out a towel from the hotel, the hamit, for a second does not think about what their actions can cause inconvenience to someone. Why is this happening? Is it Chubby’s fault? No, friends, not at all. You are a man, not because our officials are so bad, not because Lenin destroyed the empire and did not make parks with urns. You are what, because you are what. And hate people you stop only when you smell a fine or other possible trouble for you. Be honest with yourself at least.
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