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 13.02.2015
As the army was a gathering of degenerates who did not succeed in entering the university - so it remained. They are now taught a year less.
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In my call, which remained with me part:
1st Yes, with a red diploma, he went to the army himself, because to run was down, and money - a pity. Now I work on the specialty, I remember the army as "it was crazy, but now it looks funny".
2nd He read after the technical school, to which the delay did not light, and to run was also falling. He is now studying.
Three Another after the universe, wanted to enter the organs, and there needs a soldier.
4 is Not after the universe, but I wanted to go to the MCU academy. Such was done.
5 is Doctor with a tower. He was immediately taken to the sanctuary, where he safely and well spent a year.
6 is He worked with small business. Hz, as it really is, but he said that he went to the army "by a jerk".
A couple of workers who already know who and where they will work – the factory promised.
And yes, a few semiconductors. But the normal mouthpiece did not hold such frames in the cock, so they were quickly fused somewhere.
Plus, they regularly went to shoot, and in part fulfilled non-fire norms (assembly-disassembly, equipment).
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