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 17.02.2015
In a marriage agency, the manager offers the client:

This is a good candidacy. Man, 38 years old, height 184 cm, weight 85 kg, brunette.

– Oh! Interesting is!

He does not smoke. Master of Sports in Swimming.

A great option!

Your business: factory, car service, gas network. A house outside the city, a house on the sea, two cars, a yacht...

Just a charm!

For his fun, he plays dances.

Let’s make the next.
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