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 19.02.2015
A joke on the subject:
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If the wife is very angry, the man is at risk of leaving without teeth and hair, but with bruises and fractures, if not worse.
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The MMDA? Even if the fool was not aware that she was lying under the marriage? You understand, shit, even if she knows, then for her it is still a strange aunt, but her husband betrays his own man (by idea). I am not an aggressive person, I will file for divorce with alimony and affairs, but if someone should break, it is a traitor. In general, never comparable actions, wife and prostitutes, do not even try.
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Accused, why did you kill your wife and not your lover?
Your honor, it is better to kill one woman than a man every week.
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