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 21.02.2015
A simple way to determine if you need to kiss a woman’s hand: look around the sides and look at the calendar. If the year on it is more than or equal to 2015, and you are not on a historical reconstruction, limit yourself to a smile, a headache, or a handshake. If a woman starts to get upset, ask her to sit in front of you in a reverence, even if you have fun.

You can overdo the manners just as much as you can not. The evening dress on the doctor during duty is inappropriate, but perfect for the opera. You should not go to the opera in a sports suit, just as you should not go to the gym in a smoking or jeans or anything other than a sports suit. If you behave inadequately in time and situation, don’t be surprised that others may also react inadequately (well or pretend that they don’t notice anything strange. If their manners are better than yours.
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