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 21.02.2015
by ane4ka:
Shake up, my counted all kinds of lifehacks for pickupers from the series: "Tell the girl that you have already bought a gift and let her try to guess", the type will tell you what she wants to get. We have the following dialogue:
I already bought you a gift, but it’s a surprise for now. Guess what?! to
The shub?
Amy... No...
The Lexus?
He does not...
Then Pooh
Oh and how?? to
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