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 25.02.2015
And I told my girlfriend that until she learns how to eat without biting a banana, there will be no wedding before that moment.
Norm is that. and she?
And she said that as long as I don’t learn to eat a bowl of yogurt without a spoonful, there will be no sex until that moment.
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