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 02.03.2015
What is the phone of the future?

This is a device with a button set and a device for automatic set, a telephone tube and speaker, an electronic diary for twenty years and a personal address guide of the owner, a telephone guide, a billing device, a clock, a sound signaler, a keyboard. At least this is how the English designers see it.

The basis of the device is an eight-bit microprocessor with a sufficiently extensive memory of sixty-four thousand bytes. This device can be used as a telex device and an electronic notebook. Only here to learn how to manage from this abyss of possibilities will not be easy at all, maybe you will have to organize special courses and at the end of them to take the exam on the right to talk on the phone.

Knowledge is power. 1987 number 1, page 117.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1502/o150228.html#1
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