I sit on I Fucking Love The Science, reading something about the gene responsible for brain enlargement. The maid comes in, looks at the screen and silently goes out. I think she'll think now what kind of smart she has, what articles she reads. And suddenly comes the realization that in English she does not know how to read, and the entire site around the article is decorated with half-naked asses and breasts falling out of the underwear. Now I am afraid to imagine what she actually thought...