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 02.03.2015
Dear men.
When you invite a girl for sex, the girl should try to avoid it.
When a girl invites a guy for sex, in most cases the guy still has to try to get him to be.
You don’t take this difference into account, and then you wonder and get angry, as she blinked and invited for tea with coffee, and then broke up, fool.
And the point here is not that all the babies are spiders or frigid, but in elementary physical differences. You are only excited by the thought that you will soon have sex. In order for a woman to reach such a state with a man in whom she is not very in love, not paying attention to external stimuli and social attitudes, she must be hypersexual and very open-minded, and this is a great rarity. Well, men, frankly, are mostly not sex symbols, in order to cause the desire to stumble upon them with one of their appearances and looks. Therefore, a simple morality: even if the girl invited you, do not expect her to jump on you and pull you into bed, but gently seduce. And you’ll be happy... well, that’s sex.
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