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 05.03.2015
The dialogue was still rough with what (from another office came to us)

I complain, I say, we are forced here to draw and print a congratulation on the 8th of March on the plateau. You are a programmer, you are printing.
Sadly, we have the same stuff.
I'm also constantly asking for openings, like a weekly programmer. The chairs are all rounded.
Companion - recently passengers asked and wondered why I don't have them.
And after we in our department for the fourth time asked a programmer for a hammer, we were forced to buy it.
Partner - And, most importantly, offensive, will be taken and not returned.
In general, we have openings as a consumable material. There was an idea, such as taking a faulty geiger counter, giving something and showing radiation, such as, "Do not use it for a long time, I am not worth it, I worry about you")))
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