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 06.03.2015
A man who suddenly became jealous of the cats, which the hostess feeds on his own expense, and apparently dreams of limiting the relationship with his presence in the house by lying on her couch - the way out is: Take care of your appearance to make the same pleasant impression as cats and learn to chew deliciously to spend time in your company was pleasant.
Of course, the maintenance and feeding of men will cost more expensive, so not everyone can afford you, but only the more prosperous ladies, but as well as pumping the tool of mass humiliation, sooner or later someone will agree to take it. But if you are on the right of a cat, then be prepared, for example, when the hostess is not in the mood, for attempts to harass can fly a tapk, and for scandal awaits a night in a locked bathroom. Well, to the appearance / age of the hostess claims from cats are not accepted. It’s his job to like her, not the opposite.

Seriously, I can still understand the logic of the misconception of those who think of cats as a sublimation of a small child. But to synonymous his role with a man is some sort of male contempt, which no feminism will swallow!
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