Try this:

Neighbors are tired of smoking in front of the apartment.I have no smoking in my apartment, a little child.And that smoke goes to our house, to my children, they start, so they say. Called the police, the reaction of the neighbors zero, and the area slang pretended to be.)
Well, after the holidays, I will get the neighbors to be fined.
...and I want them to be killed... buried... and a bull instead of a monument.

Start smoking - go out to the entrance and spray with an air refresher, which is roaring, tree trees there, pits any. Smoking in this smell will be so disgusting that they themselves will then stop (as a smoker declares). On all questions - and we start to sneeze, we refresh once you swim. You can also file a complaint to the district officer - said, does not perform official duties.