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 10.03.2015
Oh Yamanamao!

A girl is not a burger, a girl is an ice cream. It is necessary not to swallow immediately, but to use with taste and not in a hurry - that would melt.

A woman is neither food nor object. A girl is a living, thinking and feeling organism with her desires and needs, though a little (but a little!) Different from yours. Here is who understands this, those with girls in the intimate plan have no problems.
P.S : Ice cream is written with one "n".
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