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 12.03.2015
Open your eyes, there is no friendship between a man and a woman.
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As a man I will say, friendship between a man and a woman exists. I have two such friends: one is a very funny man, humorous, fun, smart, but fat (not as women say about themselves, but really fat), and I will not drink so much to want her; the second is a cool slim lady with a elastic ass and chest, but an unhidden boy, smoking like a steam car and crawling through a word, and wanting her is already pure water homosexuality. In short, as the philosopher said, "for friendship between a man and a woman, a certain proportion of physical hostility is required."
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