"especially in our time, when cooking, washing and so on are reduced to the pressing of 2 buttons";

Scout, where is it? Where are these, scratched two buttons "Make all the zbs"?

Once pressed - and the apartment shines: no dust, no pebbles, the floor is washed, the windows and mirrors shine, things are all in their places. Two pressed - the underwear itself was sorted, washed, dried and smoothed. Lunch at the table for four. Children gain full autonomy, including infants.
I know! I know! These are the same buttons on the phone: "Vasilius, tomorrow for dinner serve a shift, ragg and fricace, and for dessert a cherry cake", "Martha, there Vitenka broke the vase in the living room - take it off, and pass on to Catherine, so that for a walk his dress warmer".

My grandmother, never get married.