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 14.03.2015
From Darius:
Vampuka: I was not happy for a long time. The linen plantation was completely destroyed, one lupin survived and the petunia seemed to be whole - she didn't have time to climb, it saved her. In parallel with the planting, she planted their own personal grass for cats. They don’t eat, they’re sweet and sweet. And for a moment turned away... How the grasshoppers work.

A rabbit attacked a pot of spaghetti. He jumped into her from the refrigerator with his head and earned her jaw. I lost the gift of speech from such greed, but the dog reacted - a cat bitten for a frog coming out of the pot. The cat jumped on the spot, flew out of the pot, slipped and fell. Falling, he found that he had spaghetti wrapped on his neck and began to eat them quickly, trying to get up and mourn. By sound it was something like: me-me-me-thought-thought. The dog laughs, the cat, like a beetle, crawls on the table next to the plate, loudly eating spaghetti, the child rolls on the floor and rages. I will leave them.
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