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 16.03.2015
I don’t have a house, but a room of laughter. Not only that if someone is fucking on the 5th floor, I hear it all at my 11th.", so yesterday there was laughter.
I drink a beer and I cut off the light. I lighted a candle. The silence is almost grave. From above, the young company, which seemed to celebrate the holiday of Saturday, also silenced... Beer played its evil joke, well, I went on my business.
I hear such a delicious press from above, straight into the toilet where water is, and a characteristic joke is spread across the whole house. I think, let me cried out, and I cried out, but the education said its self and I kept silent, I think suddenly there is a girl, to shame her is not like that.
We finished our affairs at the same time and a couple of seconds before I did it all, the loudspeaker stopped from the top and the bass was released.
Oh guys, I’ve swept loudly, right? :D
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